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Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup. I don't appreciate the excessive amount of brofisting you've been doing to my son's rectum. When he sleeps at night all he can dream about is you welcoming him to the "5 dolla club" as you tear his anus apart and cause it to profusely bleed with your fist and it's all your fault that he's so butthurt!

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

I work hours and hours on those copypastas

twitchquotes: That's just great...really..i expected more from a "friend" of mine. You know, i work hours, and hours on those copypastas. I gave in all, really. I tried to make it perfect. Why? Because i wanted to impress you. Yes you. My "friend". Or at least i tought you were one. But when im done, you just stab me in the back, and steal my creation?! Really?! I would have expected somthing like this from a random twitch viewer, but not from you. Honestly, i think it's just simply disgusting. I...I can't even find words...You know what? If this is the reaction i'm getting, i'll just stop. Yes. I'll stop, and never post a copypasta ever again! It's because of you...my "friend".

twitch chat

December 2014

Forsen

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to 'fuck' me. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to 'fuck' me in my recent years. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

August 2021

This is Papa Donger

twitchquotes: ༼ᴥل͟ᴥ ༽ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴩᴀᴩᴀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ. ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛᴇʀʀɪʙʟᴇ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴀɢᴏ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇs ᴀFᴛᴇʀ ᴅʏɪɴɢ. ʜᴇ ｉｓ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪF ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴᴛ ᴄᴏᴩʏᴩᴀsᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs 5 ᴛɪᴍᴇs ʜᴇ ｗｉｌｌ sᴛᴇᴀʟ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀɢ ᴏF ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ. ༼ᴥل͟ᴥ ༽

twitch chat

October 2014

Kripp

chat I took an iq test yesterday

twitchquotes: chat I took an iq test yesterday and it turns out I'm a certified genius. don't let this affect your opinion of me. I'm one of you.. maybe just a little bit better and smarter and hotter. I'm still Pepega

at heart, albeit 5Head

in brain.

twitch chat

April 2021

We can't blame market

To be fair "but I poop from there" wasn't an explicit "no". We can't blame market for doing what it did.

March 2021

WallStreetBets

I tried to go help

Damn saw this one guy getting beat up by 2 other dudes today so I tried to go help, didn’t stand a chance against the 3 of us.

March 2021

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

twitchquotes: Ｋｒｉｐｐ，ｉｔｓＳｔａｖｒｏｓｔｈｅＦｒｕｉｔＳｅｌｌｅｒｆｒｏｍ the bazaar．Ｉ＇ｍｓｏｒｒｙｔｏｔｅｌｌｙｏｕｂｕｔｙｏｕ＇ｖｅｄｒａｉｎｅｄＧｒｅｅｃｅ＇ｓｅｎｔｉｒｅｓｕｐｐｌｙｏｆＯｒａｎｇｅｓ．ＢｅｃａｕｓｅｏｆｔｈｅｒｉｏｔｉｎｇｏｎｔｈｅｓｔｒｅｅｔｓｗｅａｄｖｉｓｅｙｏｕｔｏｈｉｄｅａｎｙＯＪｓｕｐｐｌｙｙｏｕｍｉｇｈｔｈａｖｅｌｅｆｔ．ＷｅｃａｎｎｏｗｏｎｌｙｓｅｌｌｙｏｕＯｌｉｖｅＪｕｉｃｅａｎｄｔｈｅｏｄｄｊａｒｏｆＴｚａｔｚｉｋｉ．Ｐｌｅａｓｅｎｏｇｙｒｏｏｕｚｏ

twitch chat

March 2014

Kripp

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

twitchquotes: ᕕOpieOPᕗ ＨｅｌｌｏＫｒｉｐｐ，Ｃｙｂｒｉｘｈｅｒｅ．Ｊｕｓｔｗａｎｔｅｄｔｏｓａｙ： ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ♩♬～♪ ． ♩♬～♪ ＨＵＲＲＤＵＲＲＰＩＺＺＡ ᕕOpieOPᕗ

twitch chat

June 2014

Kripp

Kripp and his tiny peckerwood

twitchquotes: Omg Kripp... I remember seeing you in the hallways during school. I remember seeing your zipper down and I kept eyeing you tiny peckerwood. You always had the cutest grin. Please call me (205-069-1337) and find me. I will always love you. ~Eddy Pepperino (not wearing any panties atm).

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

You used ect instead of etc

Hello! You have made the mistake of writing "ect" instead of "etc." "Ect" is a common misspelling of "etc," an abbreviated form of the Latin phrase "et cetera." Other abbreviated forms are etc., &c., &c, and et cet. The Latin translates as "et" to "and" + "cetera" to "the rest;" a literal translation to "and the rest" is the easiest way to remember how to use the phrase.

May 2022

I Am Very Smart

Failed as a pepperino pizza

twitchquotes: Mʏ ʙᴏʏ, Kʀɪᴘᴘᴀʀɪɴᴏ ᴅɪᴅᴅʟᴇʀɪɴᴏ, ᴡʜʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜᴄᴋ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴɪᴀɴ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ?" ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ Kʀɪᴘᴘᴇʀɪɴᴏ sᴀʏ ɪs, "Rɪᴘ ɪɴ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀᴏɴɪ" ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀᴘᴘᴀғᴀʀʀɪᴀɴ ɢᴏ, "ɪ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs ɴᴇᴡғᴀɴɢʟᴇᴅ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴀɪʟᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀs ᴀ ᴘᴇᴘᴘᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ

twitch chat

April 2014

Kripp

Kripp's handicapped half-cousin from Romania, Kripple

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is you handicapped half-cousin from Romania, Kripple. I need you help for my medical bill. I owe Doctor $5,000 and he only accept 5 dollar bill. Plz help. If I don't pay he take my good leg. Sincerlirino, Kripple J. Morospam

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Sandown being investigated by the FBI

twitchquotes: ༼▀ل͜▀༽ The FBI is currently investigating a possible DDOS attack against Kripparian. It is believed that Sandown masterminded this attack against Kripparian's stream, in order to steal his viewers and promote his own streaming career. It is estimated that Kripparian has lost tens of millions of dollars in the DDOS attack, which Sandown allegedly had executed. Sandown refused to comment on the event when reporters swarmed his house, but he later released a brief statement denying the allegation. Kripparian spoke out later that night stating that he intends to sue Sandown if it is proven that he did commit this cyber crime. ༼▀ل͜▀༽

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

NO POMEGRANATES

Teacher: NO POMEGRANATES!!! NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!!! NO!!! I DONT WANT THEM ANYWHERE NEAR HERE, AM I CLEAR!!! Say the role again, NO POMEGRANATES!!!, say it. Sarcastic Kids: No pomegranates...

April 2021

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.

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January 2015

Reynad

RIP the Kripparrian

twitchquotes: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i remember when seeing The Female Barbarian's Face in my Twitch TV Followers List made me happy inside to see the Kripparrian streaming, and see him farm endless hours of D3 or PoE, but now I just think of that succubus girlfriends he has and all the dogs barking and NAZIS shouting, RIP The Kripparrian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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October 2014

Kripp

Salty tofu

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November 2014

Kripp

10 years since kolento strim

twitchquotes: 10 years since kolento strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame trump in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old kolento vods and cry myself to sleep.

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December 2014

Kolento

I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

twitchquotes: I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.

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October 2021

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Hello Kripp, Sandown's mother here, Sandup

I work hours and hours on those copypastas

I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.

This is Papa Donger

chat I took an iq test yesterday

We can't blame market

WallStreetBets

I tried to go help

Kripp drained Greece's entire supply of Oranges

Hurr Durr Durr Pizza

Kripp and his tiny peckerwood

You used ect instead of etc

I Am Very Smart

Failed as a pepperino pizza

Kripp's handicapped half-cousin from Romania, Kripple

Sandown being investigated by the FBI

NO POMEGRANATES

Are you Reynad's dad?

RIP the Kripparrian

Salty tofu

10 years since kolento strim

I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

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